If a woodchuck won’t chuck wood then why’s the woodchuck’s name imply that they would chuck said wood?
Side note, a woodchuck is a groundhog. The ground part of that works, but the hog part would be either implying that they’re in the pig family or a motorcycle… Considering that they’re rodents, I’m going to just have to judge their names altogether. Maybe they hog the grounds they live on? That could work.