Seriously. Who out there is dying to compare the cleanliness of mouths between humans and animals that, no joke, will eat poo sometimes. I have a guess on who the winner is, but knock yourself out.

There are people out there who like to prove that dogs have cleaner mouths by letting their dogs lick the inside of their mouths. That’s not proof, but I’m sure your friends will be more than happy to post the video on youtube for you. Regardless, I feel a bit saintlike for clearing this up so that that’ll happen just slightly less.

The deal with the test is that they were comparing the infection caused by a human bite and a dog bite.  The human bite apparently showed a greater infection rate, but this was supposedly due to the location of the bite and blah blah blah.  Basically, the results were wrong and human mouths aren’t as gross as previous thought, though they are pretty dang gross.

A note to the spammers…. Thank you. It’s good to know that my moderation filter is working just fine and I always enjoy a good chuckle and ego boost when you tell me all about how I’m going to be a famous blogger, because this is clearly a blog. On the flip side, I don’t know why you think Forbidden Ferret readers are obsessed with ugg boots. Though, if they are, I’m more than happy to be the official ugg boots sponsor, because “ugg boot” is fun to say.