So, Chinny, we’re just ignoring how scared you were of vampire bats? Yes? Ok, cool. Denial is the best medicine, right?

I’d just like to say that I, personally, like all the dentists I’ve had. It’s a shame that they have a bad rep! Here’s to dentists! …And the fact that they drill into people’s faces for money.

The electric chair was found to be inhumane. …How…SHOCKING!

There was a case where the electric chair failed to kill a man, so his lawyers argued that he had been executed, though he hadn’t been killed. As interesting as that may have been, he was later executed for real.