Making new cycle resolutions should really be a thing. It’ll only be for the rest of your life. No big deal.

There was an episode of Penn and Teller BS that involved talking to a Mayan princess about the 2012 Mayan calendar thing. The people in the video they showed (not Penn and Teller) outright asked if there was going to be some huge catastrophe in 2012 and she said no. They then proceeded to go seek out nonsensical clues that determined that the information was inconclusive. It was hilarious.